As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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