You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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