He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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