i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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