kristin has been a bad kristin
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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