Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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