He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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