Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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