I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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