You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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