she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Anyone see the sob who took the piรฑata?
my poor anus
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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