do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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