remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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