Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
They have beer where we have blood.
Randomize
