Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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