I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just fell off a train. Bad.
i just google imaged poop.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
