Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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