yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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