I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
