its not stalking. its research.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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