He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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