So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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