on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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