only if we run a train.
done.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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