and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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