I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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