I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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