He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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