.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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