how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
being pregnant is like rehab
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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