in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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