i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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