I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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