talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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