I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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