Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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