What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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