And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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