i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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