if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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