i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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