I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Couch. On fire.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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