Grow some girl-balls and come out already
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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