Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Houston, we have a blender
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Congratulations! We have a period
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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