i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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