Pants 0. Shit 1.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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