plz talk dirty to me
I think I am morally bankrupt
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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