Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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