I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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