hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything