i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?