a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.