my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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