I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
