Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
someone owes me an orgasm
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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