just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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